Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
True strength comes from lack of pants
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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