I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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