Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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