I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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