Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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