I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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