I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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