I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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