fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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