Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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