talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Pooping to opera.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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