I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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