its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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