I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She's the barista slut.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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