Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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