Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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