Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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