i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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