Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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