He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
