Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
