You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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