I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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