Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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