Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I want a musical about memes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
