how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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