Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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