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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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