Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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