This girl is more easily done than said...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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