hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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