So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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