Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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