your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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