This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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