Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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