Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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