you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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