whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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