I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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