Your dad touched me again.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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