did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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