So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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