we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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