Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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