im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Four minutes until I can fart!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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