I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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