no. you can't hotbox the world.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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