You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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