did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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