sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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