We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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