ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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