But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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